Privacy Policy
Max & Mox: Urban Chaos
“Welcome to the gutter. Pull up a crate and stay a while.”
Effective date: April 13, 2026
1. Introduction
Max & Mox: Urban Chaos (“we,” “our,” or “the Site”) respects your privacy even if the city outside doesn’t.
This Privacy Policy explains how we collect, use, store, and protect your information when you visit or interact with our website featuring satirical adult-oriented animated content.
By using the Site, you confirm that you are at least 18 years old and agree to this Privacy Policy.
2. What We Collect
Like any good back-alley operation (but legal), we only collect what we need:
a) Information you give us
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Email address (when you subscribe to chaos updates)
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Username or display name
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Any messages you send us (feedback, support requests, etc.)
b) Information collected automatically
When you wander through our neon streets, we may collect:
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IP address
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Browser type and device information
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Pages visited and time spent in the “Urban Chaos”
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Cookies and similar tracking tools
Max calls it “pattern recognition.” Mox calls it “normal website stuff.”
3. How We Use Your Information
We use your data to:
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Keep the Site running smoothly (even when Max gets ideas)
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Personalize content and improve your experience
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Send updates if you subscribed (chaos drops, new episodes, etc.)
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Analyze traffic and user behavior
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Prevent abuse, fraud, or digital street crime
We do not sell your personal data. Even Max agrees that’s a bad hustle.
4. Cookies & Tracking
Yes, we use cookies.
Not the edible kind Mox keeps hiding.
We use cookies to:
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Remember your preferences
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Measure site performance
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Understand what parts of the chaos you actually enjoy
You can disable cookies in your browser settings, but some parts of the city may get… less functional.
5. Adult Content Notice
This Site contains adult-oriented satire, dark humor, and mature themes.
By entering, you confirm:
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You are 18 years or older (or legal age in your jurisdiction)
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You understand the content may include dark satire, political parody, and explicit language
If you’re unsure, Mox recommends reconsidering. Max disagrees and says “enter anyway.”
6. Data Sharing
We may share limited data with trusted third-party providers who help us:
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Host the website
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Analyze traffic
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Deliver emails or subscriptions
These partners are required to protect your data and use it only for the services they provide.
We do not share your personal identity with advertisers for targeted profiling.
7. Data Storage & Security
We take reasonable steps to protect your data from:
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Unauthorized access
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Loss
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Misuse
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Digital alleyway pickpockets (Max’s words)
However, no system is 100% secure. Even in the neon city, nothing is fully locked down.
8. Your Rights (especially if you're in the EU/EEA)
If you are located in regions like Norway or the EU, you may have the right to:
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Access your data
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Correct inaccurate information
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Request deletion of your data
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Withdraw consent at any time
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Request data portability
To exercise these rights, contact us via the Site’s support channel.
Mox strongly supports this section. Max is suspicious but compliant.
9. Retention
We keep your data only as long as necessary:
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Active accounts: until you leave the chaos
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Emails/subscriptions: until you unsubscribe
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Logs: kept for limited security and analytics purposes
10. Third-Party Links
The Site may contain links to other websites in the “urban sprawl.”
We are not responsible for their privacy practices. Once you leave our streets, you’re on your own.
11. Changes to This Policy
We may update this Privacy Policy from time to time.
When we do, we’ll update the “Effective Date” above. Significant changes will be announced on the Site.
Max calls this “evolution.” Mox calls it “paperwork.”
12. Contact Us
If you have questions, concerns, or just want to complain about Max’s theories:
Contact us through the Site’s support page or listed email.
We’ll respond when the coffee kicks in.